New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

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  • ParentalBlockXmasDinner

    ParentalBlockXmasDinner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

    Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChristmasPerks

    CraftyChristmasPerks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about boring holiday bonuses from your employer, join our Minecraft server and receive a special gift of a diamond-encrusted llama to ride into battle! Not only that, but you’ll also get a magical potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and meow in harmony. Trust us, this is way better than a gift card to the local coffee shop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic holiday bonus of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

    ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Snapcraft: Camera Kings

    Snapcraft: Camera Kings

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this totally epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re suddenly the most famous person in the world because you’ve been photographed more times than anyone who’s ever been drawn or painted. Like, seriously, you’re basically a celebrity just for playing on this server. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers and become invincible in the game. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like being a rockstar in the Minecraft world, dude. So come on, join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gold Rush: Magmatic Madness

    Gold Rush: Magmatic Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if gold was like, puked up by the earth like a volcano but instead of lava it’s shiny gold nuggets. our server is like that but with more explosions and dragons. join us to uncover the secrets of how gold gets barfed up by the earth, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more science and less pirates. plus, we have a secret society of gold-trisulphur complex enthusiasts who will blow your mind with their knowledge and maybe even give you a tour of their underground lair. come join the madness and dig for gold like a crazed miner on steroids. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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