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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1693 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 7352 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!
We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!