Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

Allowed, Bants, blocky, blue board, Censorship, collide, community standards, controversial topics, controversy, CREEPERS, digital age, discussion forums, Ethics, game related, inappropriate content, internet, Moderation, online forums, online safety, op pic, pedo, porn, social media, Threads

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3644
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	112	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

DefendCraft: Merge & Disband!

#authorities, Agreement, armed groups, Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Defence Ministry, DefendCraft, defense forces, disband, Government, MERGE, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, rebel factions, SECURITY, Syria, Syrian

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, like, you won’t even believe it, dude. we got, like, armed groups disbanding and merging under the defence ministry, like, what even is that? but, like, it’s happening on our server, so you gotta join, man.

like, imagine the chaos and the craziness, all happening in the world of minecraft. you’ll be dodging bullets and explosions left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

plus, like, the defence ministry is totally cool with it, so you know you’re in good hands. join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Sunnyvale

BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Relaxed, sunnyvale, Survival, Vanilla Plus

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Sunnyvale is a vanilla-plus Minecraft server that includes classic and quality-of-life improvements. We offer a friendly community and a focus on creativity, exploration, and collaboration. Sunnyvale provides a relaxed yet engaging environment for players to build, and survive together.

mc.sunnyvaleservers.com

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Chaos, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, op, open world, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2036

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Ip:, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, non-laggy, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days
Active Players	Quite a few
Server Type	Vanilla

Features

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.

Java Server Details

Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4

Bedrock Server Details

Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best
Port	25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can find the IP addresses for both Java and Bedrock versions above.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we offer Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, and crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.

Q: Is the server laggy?

A: No, the server is non-laggy.

Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Votes:	749

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Lost it All Gambling on the SOL Shitcoin Minecraft SMP

Casino, gambling, long tail tag, Lost, Lost It All, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, shitcoin, smp, SOL

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the SOL shitcoin casino? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from bankruptcy! Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving without the risk of losing it all to a virtual casino.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mythical creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Some say he’s just misunderstood and looking for friends to play with, while others claim he’s out for blood. Will you dare to face off against this infamous Minecraft legend?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to have a gambling addiction too!

NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam

blended family, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dislike, Divorce, family, Generosity, grandmother, holidays, Kindness, love, Mother, NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam, Presents, relationships, remarriage, Stepbrother, Stepfather, stepsister, tradition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your grandma can’t passive-aggressively exclude your step-siblings from Christmas presents! Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the toxic family members, or team up with friends to stage a virtual intervention. Who needs real-life drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

BioMod Minecraft SMP

adaptation, anatomy, biology, BioMod, CHANGE, Development, Enhancement, Evolution, Function, futuristic, genetics, human body, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, Modification, Physical, redesign, Science, smp, structure, Technology, transformation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic adventures ever! Like one time, we found a secret underground village filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise! And another time, we stumbled upon a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, our server has a special plugin that gives everyone superpowers like flying and shooting laser beams from their eyes. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together! And to answer the question, I would totally give humans the ability to shoot glitter out of their fingertips because who wouldn’t want to sparkle like a magical unicorn? Join us now and let’s make the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyCraze: Digging Deeper!

Addictive, BIZARRE, Captivating, CraftyCraze, Curiosity, deep dive, Deeper, Digging, discovery, endless scrolling, Exploration, Fascinating, hidden gems, Immersive, INTERESTING, internet, Mysterious, Obscure, ONLINE, Rabbit Hole, strange, surreal, time wasting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Have you ever fallen into a Minecraft pit so deep, you ended up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, welcome to our server, where the rabbit holes are as deep as your mom’s lasagna and twice as cheesy!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows, and building a castle made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!).

But beware, once you join our server, you might never want to leave. Rumor has it that players who log off end up getting sucked into their computer screens and living out their days as pixelated warriors in the Minecraft world. So come on in, the water’s lava!

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!