Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3100	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	4759	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4458

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	8774	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3061
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Votes:	400
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Votes:	6717	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Items Found:	7219
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	959
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5522	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9325	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8417
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2