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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Votes:	1265	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6880
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Votes:	2644
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9020
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5143
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Emeralds Found:	6250	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3