New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBucks Hideout

    BlockyBucks Hideout

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

    MexiCraft GunBan Campaign

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

    Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MealRegret Minecraft Server

    MealRegret Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

    And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP