Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Ancient, Bants, blocky, Civilization, disbelief, Divine, doubt, FAITH, GOD, History, Humanity, ignorance, intervention, Minecraft, philosophy, Plague, Questioning, Religion, roman empire, Server, skepticism, starvation, theology, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3426	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	1420
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	171
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ores Mined:	9052
Dragon Eggs Found:	7918	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	173
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	214
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	648074	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8593

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!