Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	616251	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8217	New Chunks Explored:	820408
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3611
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9247	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	248	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	8105	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	2099
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	566561	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Items Found:	1271
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7093
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!