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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	79	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Emeralds Found:	5067
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Potions Brewed:	183	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	520	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	9452
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!