Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Items Found:	4773	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6567
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	96	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6288
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4617
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!