Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	5954
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	4662	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.