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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.