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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	141	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	1975	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	884794	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!