Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	968821	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	509	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Animals Bred:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	3234

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	9424	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.