Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5206	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	382
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	264
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7302

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	6281

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	4285	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3463
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5460
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!