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Chance in the Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, advice, autism, chance, Communication, Craft, Crush, DATING, high school, Insecurity, missed connections, misunderstanding, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, social anxiety

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and live in a world where girls actually like you!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it means pretending to be someone else to impress a girl.

Who needs real life when you can have a virtual girlfriend who actually likes you for who you are, or who she thinks you are?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience a love life, even if it’s just in Minecraft. Join now and start living the dream!

ToyRageDadGoneMad

attitude, berating, birthday gift, collection, dad, diecast cars, Display, family, fb marketplace, formula one, rc car, relationships, renovation, screaming, selfish, Space, spoiled, ToyRageDadGoneMad, Toys, ungrateful, Yelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your toy collection? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all toy enthusiasts, whether you collect diecast cars or F1 models.

Join our server and show off your toy collection in style! Build a virtual display room to showcase all your prized possessions, from rare diecast cars to massive RC F1 cars. No judgment here, we appreciate the finer things in life, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

And if anyone dares to mess with your toys, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a safe space for all collectors, where your toys are respected and cherished. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual toys, you can unleash your wrath in the chat and defend your collection like a boss.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner toy collector shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diecast cars and F1 models to add to your collection. Just remember, on our server, your toys are always safe and sound.

BoomerCrushes

admired., ageless beauty, aging gracefully, attractive, BoomerCrushes, Celebrity, charming, Crush, desirable, distinguished, famous person, heartthrob, Hollywood legend, hot, Icon, Idol, Mature, Older, Seasoned, Silver Fox, Veteran

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	208	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you might just run into your favorite older celebrity crush, who knows, maybe they’re secretly playing Minecraft too! Imagine building a castle with George Clooney or going on a mining adventure with Helen Mirren – the possibilities are endless on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for some celebrity-filled shenanigans!

CraftyBritsPeaceServe

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBritsPeaceServe, crisis management., deployment, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Négotiation, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, Support, Troops, uk, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	126530

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE YOU WONT WANNA MISS. WE GOT TROOPS READY TO GO TO UKRAINE BUT LIKE NOT FOR WAR, JUST TO SUPPORT PEACE DEALS WITH RUSSIA. LIKE WHOA, TALK ABOUT DIPLOMACY IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BE THE ONE TO BRING PEACE TO THE LANDS OF BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE PEACE DEAL AT A TIME. JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BE A VIRTUAL PEACEMAKER AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT.

Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

Albus, Altered, altered beliefs, altered consciousness, Altered Reality, altered states, Beliefs, brain function, cognition, cognitive neuroscience, Consciousness, consciousness studies, experiences, mind-altering substances, neurology, neuroscience, Perception, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, sensory experiences, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	1300	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Beocraft

1.21.4, Beocraft, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Europe, Griefing, hermitcraft, Ip:, Join, new season, Novi Sad, Relax, Serbia, smp, Survival, Vanilla, verify, vibrant, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Beocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	6 years of community and experience
Rules	No tolerance for griefing and cheating
Community	Vibrant community
New World	New season started yesterday
Location	Server location in Europe, on the internet backbone. (Serbia, Novi Sad)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How to join the Beocraft Minecraft server?

Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6. Go to #verify-here and type /verify . The IP address is posted in the Discord server.

Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

1.20.2, brunette, clothes, controversy, Enchanted, explicit content, fashion, Girls, gossip, leaked photos, lingerie, Long hair, nudes, ONLINE, posted, privacy, scandal, sharing, social media, Threads, trending, viral, Yesterday

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Void Gems Collected:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!

Conflict Resolution, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exclusion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, RussiaUS, Server, Statement, summit, talks, uae, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	4302
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

Accurate, Alternative, ASFV, Assay, Cas12i3, CRISPR, Development, Faster, FUNLAND, genotyping, innovation, isothermal, method, OBServe.v2, one-pot, PixelPorkChops, research, RfxCas13d, sensitivity, specificity, Technology, Visual

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

1.20.5, ass, butterball, CHUBBY, corpulent, double, double wide, fat, Fatty, gluttonous, hog fat, Hog.., indulgence, Indulgent, lard, obese, overweight, Pig, plump, Pork, porky, Unhealthy, wide

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

abroad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cultural, Decision making, Differences, emotional, Expectations, family, feelings, home, Honesty, Hospitality, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sister, SisterlyVacay, Support, travel, VALUES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ores Mined:	7214	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2428
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4