Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 7
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Crops Grown: 2017
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Emeralds Found: 2803 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6223 Villages Defended: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1634 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mines Excavated: 1694
    Ores Mined: 3773 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2756
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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