Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

BlockBeats: Share, Listen, Craft!

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so like, you ever wanna listen to music with ur pals while playing minecraft? well, dis server got u covered! we got all da jams u could ever want, from classical to dubstep to polka. and get dis, listening to music together makes u a better person! yea, dat’s right. u join dis server, u gonna be helpin out old ladies cross da street in no time. plus, ur memory gonna be top notch. u gonna remember every block u placed, every creeper u blew up. so come on down and join da fun, where da tunes never stop and da good vibes are always flowin.

SmokedCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is filled with players who have the creativity of Picasso and the strategic skills of Sun Tzu. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Aki’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aki, Akis, blocky, I love Aki, long tail, love, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is upside down and pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you kill them. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti.

But that’s not all! Our server is run by none other than Aki, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. Rumor has it that Aki can build a castle in under 5 minutes and has a pet llama that can do the floss dance.

So come join us on our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love Aki?

CousinClashCraft

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, CousinClashCraft, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Decision making, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Family Values, intervention, Marriage, marriage advice, mental health, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, young love

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where proposing at a birthday party is the norm and where getting married young is the key to success!

We have players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of family members to interact with. Plus, we have a special feature where you can steal stumps and run around yelling about it – just like Jane! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you have some undiagnosed mental condition, we embrace all types here.

Join now and be part of a community where sticking your nose in other people’s business is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knows, you might even end up destroying a relationship or two – all in good fun, of course. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!

225M, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, Fun, funding, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, military aid, Minecraft, nato, Partnership, presidential meeting, security assistance, Server, summit, Support, Ukraine, united states, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server!

BlockPartyEU

BlockPartyEU, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, elections, EU, Europe, european union, far right, future generations, nationalism, political ideologies, political landscape, political parties, Politics, populist, right wing, Social Issues, voter turnout, Voting, young people, youth activism

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so, like, u ever wanted to be da ruler of europe? well, dis server is ur chance, bro! all da cool kids r joinin cuz we got da best parties and da sickest builds. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns pooping rainbows. u wanna be da king or queen of dis land? den join us and show dem oldies who’s boss. plus, we got free pizza every friday night. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join da fun and be da coolest kid in europe.

UniverseScratchers

Communication, Connections, Deep Conversations, Depth, discovering new layers, diving beneath the surface, Empathy, ENCOUNTERS, enriching experiences, Exploration, getting to know others, human complexity, Individuality, Meaningful connections, personal growth, relationships, social interactions, Understanding, unique perspectives, universe of experiences, UniverseScratchers

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come join our epic minecraft server where every player is a wild adventure waiting to happen! we got players with stories crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes! another player tamed a whole army of creepers and used them to take over a village!

if you join our server, you’ll be entering a world where the only limit is your imagination! build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a dragon, or create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure! the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft server adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineFart Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate fart-sniffing paradise! Yes, you heard that right – on our server, you can fart to your heart’s content and sniff away without any stinky consequences. Join us for a gas-tastic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fart-sniffing festivities begin!

CraftyVidz Minecraft Server

#youtube, better game, collaboration, Community, CraftyVidz, creativity, Dedicated Servers, existing systems, First Person Shooter, free download, free FPS, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, innovation, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, offline bots, open source, Server, steam workshop, V

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can battle it out with offline bots, create your own mods, and even host your own dedicated server – all for free!

Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever created by /v/. We promise you endless hours of fun, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show that random YouTuber who’s boss!

StepMomsCash Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family loyalty, family secret, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, funeral expenses, Infidelity, Inheritance, life insurance, Minecraft, money owed, Server, single income, step mom, stepfamily relationships, StepMomsCash, stepmother, supporting, Ultimatum, wedding expenses

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family secrets unfold just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s stepmom and her quest for life insurance money.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of deciding whether to pay back your stepmom for your wedding? Look no further! Our server is filled with unique quests and challenges, including navigating complicated family dynamics and financial dilemmas.

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where lunch dates turn into ultimatums and hugs are followed by threatening messages. Will you choose to pay back the money and have your stepmom out of your life forever, or will you embrace the drama and keep her as family?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the excitement of virtual family drama and financial decisions in a way you never thought possible. Join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

NoVapeZoneMC

Airbnb, Airbnb rules, aita, bachelorette trip, Chill, different light, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, friend conflict, friend disrespect, House, house rules, indoor vaping, Lecture, NoVapeZoneMC, overreacting, Respect, rules, smoking, vape indoors, Vaping

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Are you tired of disrespectful friends who vape indoors and ruin your Airbnb experience? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where vaping indoors is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a vape-friendly paradise where you can blow clouds to your heart’s content without anyone judging you. Plus, we have a special “Vape Master” rank for those who can blow the biggest clouds in our virtual world. Join now and show off your vaping skills in a safe and welcoming environment!

KidLogicCraft

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood foolishness, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood naivety, childhood silliness, childhood thoughts, childhood wonder, funny memories, KidLogicCraft, misconceptions, naive misconceptions, silly thoughts

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Remember when you thought you could dig to China in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dig all the way to the center of the Earth and find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot!

Join our server and relive the days when you believed that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach. Except on our server, if you eat a watermelon seed, you’ll turn into a watermelon-headed superhero with the power to shoot melon balls at creepers!

And who could forget the time you thought that if you crossed your eyes, they would stay that way forever? On our server, if you cross your eyes while building a house, the house will magically transform into a giant floating castle made entirely of candy!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a trip down memory lane and a chance to experience all the ridiculous things you believed as a kid in a whole new way!

F35Craft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, Defense, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense industry, F-35 jets, F35Craft, fighter jets, germany, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, Procurement, procurement process, SECURITY, Server, Technology, weapons

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So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, eight F-35 jets up for grabs, straight from Germany. Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that high-flying action, baby! Imagine cruising around in your very own F-35, blowing up creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s got connections with the German military? Join now and let’s take Minecraft to a whole new level, literally!

CraftyMuslims vs. IsraelCrafters

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyMuslims, extremism, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, IsraelCrafters, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Mosab Hassan Yousef, Muslim Brotherhood, muslims, palestine, palestinian authority, Peace, Politics, Son of Hamas, Terrorism, weapon, West Bank

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so like, we got this epic Minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world, man. like, the land is made of candy and the animals can talk! you can ride a flying pig and battle evil unicorns with your diamond sword.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. and if you find the golden apple, you become invincible for 24 hours.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair where you can team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon? yeah, it’s pretty intense.

so come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Stairway to Nowhere

ascent, balance, Decline, Descent, Direction, down, gravity, incline, movement, Observation, orientation, perspective, PHYSICS., Position, spatial awareness, staircase, Stairs, STAIRWAY, standing, steps, up

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join dis epic minecraft server where gravity is all messed up, u never know if you’re gonna be walking on the ceiling or the floor! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! one time i was mining for diamonds and suddenly i was floating in the air like a majestic unicorn, it was wild man. come join us and experience the thrill of defying gravity in the most chaotic way possible!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3396
Crops Grown:	7480	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	9107	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16

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Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	829	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8871	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	823700	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0