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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9205
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	7694
Animals Bred:	66	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	158
Ores Mined:	3326	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7528
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4691
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	6365	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	287
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	8137	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	4533
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Emeralds Found:	7043
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Potions Brewed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	761	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	191
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5109	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5