Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	958899	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	52050	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	1261	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1283	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8489	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	820
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5028	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	1154

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1502	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	5061	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mines Excavated:	3405

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos

ElonCraft2021: Berlin Drama

accusations, berlin, Berlin news, controversy, Drama, election, election meddling, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft2021, foreign interference, germany, Government, headlines, influence, international relations, News, political influence, Politics, Technology, tesla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, berlin is accusing elon musk of trying to like, influence germany’s election, like what even is that? join our server and be part of the drama, maybe elon will come on and build a rocket ship or something, who knows? come join the chaos and build your own empire, maybe you’ll become the next big influencer in the minecraft world, who needs elon musk when you have our server, amirite? come join now and let the madness begin!

Emerald Valley SMP

Adventure, amazing, application, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Diamond, Discord, Emerald, Environment, friendliness, Griefing, Journey, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Qol, Season, smp, Survival, Valley

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4800
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Emerald SMP Season 1

Overview:

Features	Description
Vanilla gameplay	No mods except a few QoL plugins, pure Minecraft experience
Player ran economy	Players can trade and sell items to each other
Whitelisted server	Safe and enjoyable environment for players
PvE and optional PvP	Players can choose to engage in player versus environment or player versus player gameplay
SFW environment	Safe for work environment with strict rules against inappropriate content

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Emerald SMP?

A: Join our Discord server, complete a quick application to be whitelisted, and then start your adventure!

Q: Why should I join Emerald SMP?

A: If you’re looking for a friendly, player-driven server with a focus on creativity and collaboration, Emerald SMP is the perfect place for you.

Q: Is griefing allowed on Emerald SMP?

A: No, we have a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, players can engage in player-to-player trading to exchange items and resources.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of on Emerald SMP?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a respectful and friendly community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.