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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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The Face of 1HP 1.20.2
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world! -
DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition
Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you! -
NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic! -
NoRestForTheBlocky
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PolishCraft Minecraft Server
come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.