Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, collide, coomer, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, Degenerate, discrimination, Frustration, Hate Speech, ignorance, incel, Jews, memes, Misogyny, Oppression, prejudice, racism, sexual desire, sexual frustration, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Emeralds Found:	5226
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	5059	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	99

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ores Mined:	6056	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Star Shards Collected:	248	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org