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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3336 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3593 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!