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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8999 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1245 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!