Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Eternal Region

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3998

Minecraft Server Overview

No PvP	No Griefing	No Stealing
Community Driven Project

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. When will the server go live?

The server will go live as soon as we have 5-10 members. Please apply through our Discord.

2. What are the rules of the server?

No PvP, No Griefing, No Stealing. The server is a community-driven project with a focus on collaboration and teamwork.

3. What features does the server have?

– Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night. – Proximity voice chat for immersive in-game communication. – Easy concrete conversion using cauldrons. – Double shulker shells from every shulker kill. – No phantoms, kill bats for membranes. – Anti-enderman grief, no stolen blocks. – Grief protection plugin.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply through our Discord server. You can find the link to our Discord in the overview above.

5. What is the server’s community like?

The server encourages teamwork, creative solutions, and long-term industrialization planning. Nether and End will be disabled initially to conquer together as a community event.

6. When will the server officially launch?

The server will be going live this weekend. An official announcement with the exact launch date will be posted soon.

Echoing Dreams 1.21.4

1.21.4, Audio recording, consent, digital recording, dreams, Echoing, Ethics, Hidden Camera, Home Invasion, home security, invasion of privacy, Legality, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, privacy laws, private property, recording, recording devices, security cameras, Surveillance, Technology, Trust, video footage

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	112929	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got houses so cool, you’ll wanna record yourself in them! Like, why not show off your sick crib to all your friends? It’s like MTV Cribs but blockier and with more creepers. Plus, our server has the best security system – try to break in and you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry villagers armed with potatoes. It’s like a reality show waiting to happen, but in Minecraft. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to hit record, cuz things are about to get wild in our virtual neighborhood!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	1282
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	9665	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	6383	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1008

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	8466
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4946	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2492

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1796	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Towns Built:	8
Enchantments Applied:	142	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

Players:	101/800	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3401
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1