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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3259 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5748 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!