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SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mines Excavated:	1163
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Zombie Dances:	8
Potions Brewed:	103	Emeralds Found:	5155
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	2999	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Farms Harvested:	872	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	2464
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	219758
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10