Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

Anti Spammer Tech, art, banter, Birthday Chart, blocky, Draw Corner archive, guides, madness, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, THE ANSWER

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	2379
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	163
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	201	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Farms Harvested:	253
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	651	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Crops Grown:	7334	Dragon Eggs Found:	5697

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Votes:	5410	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6985	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	773	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	175
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4924	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!