Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and be all serious? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken invade someone’s base and lay eggs everywhere.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can join their ranks.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a group of evil villagers have teamed up with a gang of creepers to create chaos and destruction. Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you join forces with the chaos makers?

So come on, join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always yell “FUCK SERBIA” when you log in for good luck!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	164
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mines Excavated:	4093	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mines Excavated:	3536
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3742	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.