Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1710
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nano Climate Craft

#sustainability, advanced materials, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean technology, climate, climate crisis, Craft, Environment, environmental impact, future technologies, global warming, green energy, innovation, mitigation strategies, Nano, nanotechnology, Nature Nanotechnology, renewable energy, research, Science, SOLUTIONS, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Ores Mined:	5221	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftopiaSMP

Adventure, Community, CraftopiaSMP, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Gaming, Minecraft, Newcomer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Veteran, vibrant

We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

administration, Airdrop, Antispam, bedrock, Cases, classic, Economy, interface, Ip:, Jobs, Minecraft, Npcs, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Spawn, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, Version, voice chat, Voting

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

• tuned economy

• cases

• airdrop (in development)

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

bullying behavior, Emotional Abuse, female bullying, gender differences, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, interpersonal relationships, male bullying, mental health, Minecraft, Palace, peer pressure, power dynamics, psychological impact, QUEENS, relational aggression, Server, social aggression, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social justice, toxic behavior, victim blaming

Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

/ Rus / Minecraft SMP /

1000-7, dead inside, Edition, Minecraft, rus, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StepCamp FunLand

bio kids, blended family, camping reservation, custody agreement, emergency situations, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family unity, family vacation, FUNLAND, one-on-one time, parental responsibilities, parenting conflicts, step children, step kids, StepCamp, vacation planning, vacation reservations, weekend plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	8564

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Phone-a-FriendCraft

Communication, Conversations, Curious, curious minds, curious questions, customer service, Driving, inquisitive, job duties, job responsibilities, multitasking, on the phone, Passengers, phone calls, PhoneaFriendCraft, PROFESSIONAL, ride sharing, Technology, Transportation, Uber Drivers, work habits

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

Allies, American soldiers, cooperation, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Missile, missile defense, News, Report, SECURITY, Technology, THAAD missile defense system, THAADyCraft, united states, Updates

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ores Mined:	6892	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Kid Parent Grandpa Server

Childhood, childhood experiences, children’s entertainment, family, family activities, family bonding, family time, family traditions, generations, GRANDPA, grandparenting, grandparenting advice, Kid, kids entertainment, kids videos, Memories, multi-generational, Nostalgia, Parent, parenting, parenting tips, Server, video watching, watching videos

OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pickaxe

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gamemodes Lifesteal Survival Skyblock Prison Pet Simulator Farm Simulator Community Events Zero Lag Staff Multiplayer MiniGames Creative Faction Economy PvP Adventure Roleplay, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Pickaxe Network [1.20] – We offer a wide range of gamemodes including, Lifesteal, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pet Simulator, Farm Simulator, and MUCH MORE. Join today to experience your #1 Minecraft Server experience, with a friendly and welcoming community for all. EVENTS ZERO LAG DEDICATED STAFF

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

shine

Adventure, Balanced Fun, Create, Discord, Fabric, farmers delight, Guns, improved mobs, luminar, Max 10 Players, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Player Claims, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Luminar – a high-quality, modded Minecraft server on Fabric 1.20.1! Dive into a fun survival experience enhanced with exciting mods like Create, Farmer’s Delight, Improved Mobs, and a guns mod to spice up the gameplay. With player claims, a 2.5k x 2.5k world border, and a focus on balanced fun, Luminar offers a unique multiplayer experience.

Max players: 10 (for now). This server is a dream come true, and now it’s becoming a reality! Interested? Join our Discord https://discord.gg/A8mNba5c for more info and to be part of the adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9067	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
New Chunks Explored:	480187	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2