New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 90/800 Votes: 8824
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7013
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Potions Brewed: 169
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 185 Players Killed by Monsters: 3694
    Falling into the Void: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3750
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6105 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 1065
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Crops Grown: 8838
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3500 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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  • Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 2414
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Server Type Semi-Anarchy
    IP Address AnarchyNetwork.net
    Features Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
    Phantoms Completely removed
    Nether Roof Access Allowed

    FAQs

    Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

    A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

    Q: Can I teleport on the server?

    A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

    Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

    A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

    Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4705
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

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  • Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4920
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Towns Built: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5653
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Potions Brewed: 129 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2475 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

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  • HubbylessGiftsCraft

    HubbylessGiftsCraft
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2298
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1612
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

    🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

    🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

    🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 651
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Villages Defended: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 340
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Villages Defended: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3599 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Towns Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

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  • Elon’s Far-Right Craft

    Elon’s Far-Right Craft
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4560
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 199 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 2367
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Hacking Allowed Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
    Griefing Allowed Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
    Base Building Players can build their own bases and structures.
    PvP Players can engage in player versus player combat.
    No Resets The server will never be reset.
    Unmoderated Chat Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
    Large Storage The server has 200GB of storage.
    Obbi Roof Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQs

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, the server will never be reset.

    Q: Is chat moderated?

    A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

    Q: How much storage does the server have?

    A: The server has 200GB of storage.

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  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8136
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Votes: 8860 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5528
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 136
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimension Hops: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6467

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1567
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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