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Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Items Found:	6401	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimension Hops:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Star Shards Collected:	249
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7583	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	7551
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7669	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Potions Brewed:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	5212
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ores Mined:	1946	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	399683	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	799

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mines Excavated:	3863

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7