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Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Potions Brewed:	185
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	395	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Votes:	3284	Enchantments Applied:	203
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Votes:	2387
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	2663
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	83
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Emeralds Found:	456	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Votes:	5021	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2000	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3