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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Emeralds Found:	4130
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Emeralds Found:	6257	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	369312
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5940
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	7578

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4478
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	144
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9181
Potions Brewed:	102	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!