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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	726348
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Items Found:	1596	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	9336	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	267	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7745
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ores Mined:	9343
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.