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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	488

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ores Mined:	1219
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3964

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4782	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Zombie Dances:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2666

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2918
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	440	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!