CraftyYear2021 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Ores Mined:	3807
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s harmless). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can literally turn dirt into gold blocks. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less homework.

And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo

atrocious business names, awful business names, bad business names, business branding mistakes, business name blunders, business name fails, business naming fails, business naming mishaps, CraftyCreeperCo, cringeworthy business names, embarrassing business names, funny business names, hilarious business names, inappropriate business names, laughable business names, naming disasters, naming faux pas, ridiculous business names, terrible business names, unfortunate business names, worst business names

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

RohingyaRaidersCraft

asylum seekers, boat people, border control, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, immigration enforcement, international relations, Malaysia, migrant crisis, refugee camps, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, refugee resettlement., refugee rights, regional cooperation, Rohingya refugees, RohingyaRaidersCraft, Southeast Asia, Southeast Asian politics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Votes:	8453	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we turn away boats with 300 rohingya refugees but let dozens land on our island for the ultimate survival challenge!

build your own refugee camp or team up with the locals to fight off the invaders! who will come out on top in this epic battle for survival?!

join now for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

PixelPotion MedMix

ai, Artificial Intelligence, clinical medication errors, digital health, error detection, Healthcare, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, innovation, machine learning, Medical Devices, medical errors, medication management, medication safety, MedMix, npj Digital Medicine, patient care, patient safety, PixelPotion, Technology, wearable cameras

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6652	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle mobs with ur friends!!

our server is so lit that even AI enabled wearable cameras are detecting clinical medication errors while u play! like, how insane is that?? u never know what kind of wacky adventures u might stumble upon in our world.

so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s have a blast together!! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #crazycameras #medicationerrorsdetected

MelonSurvival

ActiveAdmins, Activecommunity, Activeowners, Activestaff, Antigrief, Arena, backups, Discord, Hardmode, HeadDrops, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PhantomsDisabled, PvP, Raiding, RaidProtection, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, vanillaexperience, worldborder

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	107	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Welcome to The Pale Garden Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server Information
Server Type	Semi Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21.4
Game Mode	Hard Survival
Features

Server Information:

Server Details
Server I.P.	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server type?

A: The server is a Semi Vanilla SMP server with hard survival mode.

Q: What features does the server have?

A: The server is raiding and PVP friendly with head drops enabled.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: The only disabled feature is Phantoms. Everything else is enabled.

Q: Are hacks and griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, hacks and griefing are not allowed. Owners and Admins are also not permitted to raid.

Q: How can I save my location?

A: You can use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: Can I teleport around the server?

A: You can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from /spawn. We recommend building outside of this range to avoid easy raids.

Q: What is the world border set to?

A: The world border is set to 100k.

Slavic Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cultural differences, cultural identity, Echoes, language comparison, language development, language differences, language diversity, language evolution, language preservation, language similarities, linguistic deformations, linguistic nuances, linguistic variations, Polish, Russian, slavic, Slavic attributes, Slavic languages, Slavic nations, Slavic word forms., UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8525
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	195236
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s more Slavic than a bottle of vodka in a tracksuit? Well, guess what, we got the full forms of attributes like ‘krasnaja’ and ‘molodoj’ that’ll make your head spin faster than a squatting Slav on a unicycle.

Join us if you want to experience the linguistic rollercoaster of Slavic languages that sound like castrated versions of Russian. We drop entire syllables like they’re hot potatoes and deform words like it’s nobody’s business.

Forget the boring servers, come to ours where we say ‘kotoryj’ while Poles are out here saying ‘ktory’. It’s a cultural and linguistic journey that’ll have you questioning reality faster than you can say ‘schastije’. Don’t miss out, join now!

CrustyCraft – No Judgement Zone

Crustycraft, judgement, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s cum stains on the bed? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your crusty sheets will be jealous.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience where anything goes – just like your boyfriend’s questionable habits. Build, mine, and explore with fellow players who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty (literally).

Forget about washing sheets, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the competition. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are just as unforgettable as those mysterious stains on your bed.

MemoryFaded Minecraft SMP

Childhood, distant, distant memory, distinct, distinct memory, Faded, Forgotten, Lost, MemoryFaded, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Obscure, Overlooked, past, Personal, Recollection, Reminiscing, smp, Special, Unique, vivid memory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

Join us for epic adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived because we had enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterRealm

Adventure, alternate dimension, Alternate Reality, BlockbusterRealm, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, fantastical, fantasy world, fictional universe, imagination, Magic, movie world, parallel universe, science fiction, Supernatural, surreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Forget about movie worlds, join our Minecraft server and create your own epic adventure! Our server is so immersive, it’s like stepping into a blockbuster film every time you log on. Want to fight dragons with lightsabers? Done. How about riding unicorns through a zombie apocalypse? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for watching movies when you can be the star of your own action-packed story on our server? Join now and prepare for a cinematic experience like no other!

MuskCraft: Trump Warned!

Allies, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, elon musk, international relations, Musk, MuskCraft, News, Politics, Posts, public figures, right, social media, too far, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states, WARNED, Warning, Warns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admins are actually secret agents from the UK?? well look no further cuz we got u covered! they keep an eye on all the players to make sure elon musk doesn’t hack into the game and start posting crazy stuff like he does on twitter! join now to be part of the epic battle against musk’s evil minecraft plans! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not lol! join now or forever be haunted by musk’s memes!

Nature’s Revenge Server

#sustainability, balance, Biodiversity, climate change, coexistence, conservation, Earth, ecology, ecosystem, environmentalism, green living, Harmony, Humanity, Natural resources, Nature, Natures, planet, preservation, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Server, stewardship, wildlife

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we embrace nature by kicking humans out of it completely! we got trees taller than sky and animals that can talk! legend says if you build a house out of diamonds, a unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. plus, our pvp arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride flying pigs. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane minecraft server ever created!

UltraVanilla

Community, Community Projects, creativity, Discord, Events, Friendly, no AFK, no exploits, No Grief, No Griefing, No Hacks, No pvp, no spam, No Stealing, Player slots, Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, UltraVanilla, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server

Description	Small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. Founded in January 2019.
Address	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21.3 Java edition
Features	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to the core game Dynmap for easy navigation Time-based ranks Community projects and events

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is UltraVanilla?	UltraVanilla is a small community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the game, focusing on a friendly and welcoming atmosphere.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the address play.ultravanilla.world in the Java edition of Minecraft.
Are there any specific rules?	Rules include no griefing, stealing, or PvP without consent, as well as respecting other players and community projects.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a variety of features including Dynmap, time-based ranks, community projects, and event competitions.
Can I contribute to community projects?	Yes, anyone is free to contribute to community projects, which are suggested and discussed on the server’s discord channel.

Fauna Escape 1.20.1

1.20.1, anticipation, countdown, Departure, Escape, Fandom, Fauna, gura, holofans, hololive, Impact, internet culture, Online Community, Phenomenon, social media, speculation, SPEED, Time, trend, viral, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	79	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

OMG, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that holofans ditched fauna in less than 12 hours! Can you imagine how fast gura will leave once she joins? It’s gonna be a total chaos, but in a fun way, you know? Join now for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🤪🎮🔥

BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer

aita, am i the asshole, AUNTIE, birthday present, boyfriend’s birthday dinner, BoyfriendsBdayDinnerMCServer, christmas present, Communication, Conversation, Cultural differences, family, Intentions, Language, misunderstanding, Nigeria, relationship, step back, Tribe, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8349
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my boyfriend’s aunt at a birthday dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my boyfriend’s aunt surprised me with the bill, our server will surprise you with crazy events and challenges at every corner. You never know what to expect, just like I never expected her to bring up my meal choice as the reason for the high cost!

And just like how my boyfriend’s aunt expected a birthday present 7 months later, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected demands and requests. Will you rise to the challenge and impress the virtual family?

Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget – and who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language along the way!

SisFrenGrieferNoRoom

Accommodation, Boundaries, cleaning, consideration, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, family, guest etiquette, home, Hospitality, living space, OBLIGATION, personal space, pettiness, Protective, Respect, SisFrenGrieferNoRoom, Sympathy, tough time, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	285	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of having ungrateful guests trashing your virtual Minecraft house? Look no further, join our server and never deal with disrespectful players again!

Picture this: you come back from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find someone has left a mess in your pixelated kitchen, used up all your virtual toiletries, and spilled something on your blocky couch. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior!

We had a player, let’s call her LaraCraft27, who thought it was okay to leave a trail of destruction wherever she went. But fear not, our fearless moderators swooped in like knights in shining armor and banished her to the Nether realm where she can think about her actions.

So, if you want a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience, join our server today! Say no to virtual house trashing and yes to building epic structures without the fear of someone messing it all up. Remember, on our server, your blocks are sacred!

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