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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	3464	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6642
Votes:	9665	Animals Bred:	51

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	6923
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	873	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Votes:	5788	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645