Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

167.114.43.167

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

mc.earth2luke.com

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

zserver.org

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

37.59.164.132

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	6863	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Votes:	4058
Enchantments Applied:	278	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	302765	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

OPClash.com

Wishcraft

Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8376	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

209.105.238.204

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	6361
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9984	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

hawkserv.co.uk

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

play.the-obsidian.com

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	6607
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	105517	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

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108.60.204.69

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

mc.sonorabuild.net

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6492	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

ocean.viper.works

CrystalCrafted

Factions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	7349	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

185.57.188.243

Ptcl Gaming Lounge

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Emeralds Found:	4744	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:

182.176.65.4:25565

182.176.65.4

MythicalCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	565
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.

167.114.91.146

OP Hardcore PvP Mythical Craft

Hardcore, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

This is a OP Hardcore PvP server! When you die you can respawn! There are 6 donor ranks, there is pvp, the pvp is HARDCORE, and AWESOME! Please join! New! Have fun! Currently in beta! OPEN BETA! 😀

167.114.91.146