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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	157	Meteorites Collected:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	715
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	117	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Emeralds Found:	322	New Chunks Explored:	44881
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9225	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9045
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	933840
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	3390	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Void Gems Collected:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20