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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Void Armor Forged: 11
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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