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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vanilla Dimensions

if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4595	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CrusaderCraft

Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Finally Minecraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TeamCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE

TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SlayerCraft

IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Iceycraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival

Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EnchantedPVP

A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minevival

Economy

Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.

The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!

Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!

Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.

Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!

If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lo69Craft

We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.

Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.

IP:85.13.203.197

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wrath Pvp

If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineSpark

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HYPERCRAFT

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

– ZunixPvP – ▪ Hardcore ▪ Factions ▪ Raiding ▪ Stealing ▪ Griefing ▪ Arenas ▪ A Nice Community ▪ Many Events ▪ Tons More > Our Current IP is: 198.12.65.29:25965 < Our goal is to aim for the best community out of all of the Hardcore servers. We are an up-and-coming server with confidence that we will be your favorite choice as a Hardcore PvP Server!

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!