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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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