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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
New Chunks Explored: 675498 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Endless Night Skies: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Crops Grown: 5480

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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