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Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’
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Players: 106/600 Votes: 2872
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Towns Built: 9 Villages Defended: 13
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

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  • Sky High Survival

    Sky High Survival
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5765
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

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  • PizzaCity

    PizzaCity
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8531
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Emeralds Found: 4935
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 168
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

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    Description
    Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I apply to join the server? You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
    How active is the Discord server? We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

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  • Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

    Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 8985
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Votes: 979 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

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  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8555
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8533
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7200 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Zombie Dances: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 2730
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Ores Mined: 4277 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

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    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2201
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7187
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Farms Harvested: 134 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3828
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Dimension Hops: 5 Animals Bred: 135
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8762 Mines Excavated: 3696
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 2657
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3563
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9693
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Emeralds Found: 5465 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1779
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 New Chunks Explored: 609657
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

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