Blocky Banter Brigade

Blocky Banter Brigade

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely of cake (yes, it’s possible, don’t question it).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a group of players who defeated the dragon by throwing potatoes at it – true story! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Crops Grown: 1061 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
New Chunks Explored: 975599 Towns Built: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 4433 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY