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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	347
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	4838

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	187

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	1344
Emeralds Found:	6321	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ores Mined:	5072

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	4172

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	536
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6077
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4915	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7