Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, blocky, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Defense, Edition, Events, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	235	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6746	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	8955	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!