Blocky Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	252
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	865129	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	250	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mines Excavated:	1130	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2250	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	8930	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	412	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ores Mined:	2885
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1871	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Star Shards Collected:	115	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5461
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	209	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!