Blocky Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

CraftyCashCrunch

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crops Grown:	7551	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!

BubbleCraft Minecraft Server

Bubble, BubbleCraft, Communication, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a crazy drama like a soap opera? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the drama u could ever want, with twists and turns that will make ur head spin!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a political scandal between zelenskiy and trump! they’re arguing about who has the best minecraft skills and u gotta pick a side. do u support zelenskiy and his epic redstone creations or trump and his massive castle made entirely of diamond blocks?

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to witness this drama unfold, but u also get to participate in it! u can join zelenskiy’s team and help him build the ultimate fortress or team up with trump and take down all who oppose him. the choice is urs!

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled minecraft adventure of ur life. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainians, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Media, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, president, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution

EnviroCraft: Where Blocks Matter More

blocks, early death, Envirocraft, Environment, environmental exposures, environmental health, environmental influences, exposome, Genes, genetic predisposition, genetics, health determinants, health disparities, health outcomes, Lifestyle, Longevity, matter, mortality risk, nature vs nurture, personalized medicine, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even your genes will be shaking in their boots! Forget about DNA, it’s all about the environment, baby!

Our server is like a magical exposome, full of crazy environmental exposures that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a minefield, so get ready for some wild adventures!

Join us and discover why some players have a higher risk of an early respawn than others. It’s all about the exposome, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooooo!

MysticCraft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Land, MysticCraft, No. 931521552 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Unknown Intrigue Puzzle Mysterious Unidentified Covert Confidential Anonymous author

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	87
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

abuse history, addiction, Allowed, best friends, Building a life, Elopement, ElopingCraft, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guilt trips, long term partner, low contact, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s expectations, no contact, personal traumas, Therapy, Traditions, Wedding celebration, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

childhood aspirations, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, ChildhoodDreamsMC, coveted possessions, coveted toys, desired objects, dream toys, longed for items, longed for possessions, missed childhood opportunities, missed opportunities, never received gifts, smp, unattainable toys, unattained dreams, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled wishes, wanted but never got, wished for items, yearned for possessions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	4767
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1177
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

BlockyJoyLand

Bliss, BlockyJoyLand, cheer, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, jubilation, Laughter, love, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9869	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8868	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun

academic success, athletic facilities, budget allocation, capital spending, classroom space, disadvantaged school districts, disadvantaged students, education, educational resources, Fun, funding, HVAC, HVAC systems, improved student achievement, Infrastructure, Investments, pollutant removals, school districts, school facilities, SCHOOLs, Space, STEM, STEM equipment, student achievement

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	13

come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.

MECH Medieval Tech

#addons, Bosses, Cannons, Combat, CPU, Events, FACTORY, Forge, Magic, MECH, Medieval, Mods, RAM, server specs, shockbyte, smp, Spawn, Spells, Structures, Tech, Technology, Version, WEAPONRY

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Specs	Hosted on shockbyte
	16 gigs of ram
	“Better CPU”
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Some Mods Include:

Simply swords and better combat
Boss mods like cataclysm and bosses of mass destruction
Yung’s better series and a bunch of other structure mods
Magic mods like Irons spells

Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.

Join Discord for more information:

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist or application needed to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.

Q: What are some of the big mods on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.

Unity Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. Fembot, 11. Anti-racism, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Mental health, 14. Personal growth, 15. Identity, 16. Empowerment, 17. Healing, 18. Trauma, 19. Social justice, 2. Racism, 20. acceptance, 3. Fascism, 4. Non white woman, 5. Despicable, 6. Imagination, 7. Fantasies, 8. Sexuality, 9. Normal, Quest, Stop feeling sexual attraction, Unity

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! We’ve got blocks, mobs, and more insanity than a llama on a pogo stick!

Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.